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http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/

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Can you give us another option for the front page? It’s not quite what we are looking for but aren’t sure of what we want either.

So, you’re saying that it will take 2 days to complete this illustration. If we give you the project today, can we have it tomorrow afternoon at half the price?

We really don’t like web as a medium. Can you please force our sites visitors to print out a copy of every page? We want our page to be more tangible.

I want my website to look exactly like yours. That would be perfect. Except I want my own logo—exactly like this company’s.

Can you make the photo more ‘cultural’?

Could you please create a logo and web site for this organization, but don’t take more than an hour—it’s just for a powerpoint presentation.

If I press the home button where will that take me?

Well we’d like it to look very corporate, but also quite funky.

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